Wednesday, August 1, 2007

he's talking to you, Corms

Lumbering elephant Daryle Ward's injured calf has improved more quickly than anticipated and he is now on pace to return to the Cubs in mid-August.
"I don't think people...ok, dat Corms guy who doesn't stop emailing me with pizza jokes...understood the significance of how well he was swinging the bat and how much that was helping us from the left side," Jim Hendry said. "I'm going to pat myself on the back for another great signing, if i could reach my back..."

1 comment:

Corms said...

He's done a pretty good job with the stick, but a team that only has a 5 man bench because they're carrying 12 pitchers doesn't have the luxury of carrying a guy this one dimensional.