Halloween Is Teaching Your Kids To Be Liberal
Just when you think they can’t possibly become a bigger cariacature than they are, FOX News has declared a “War on Halloween.” Seriously.
HANNITY: By the way, Halloween is a liberal holiday, because we're teaching our children --
COLMES: Oh, come on. Please.
HANNITY: -- to beg for something for free.
RIVERA: Do you notice I wore my costume? I wore my mustache tonight.
Hey Sean, if you don't want to give candy away to begging kids, don't open the door. Or better yet, open the door and then slam it in their snot-nosed faces, just like Republican Party does. Also, tell them to get off your goddamn property. I'm with ya Sean, i hate kids, too. And if you really want to see some begging, check out Christmas. But then, that is a liberal holiday. Jesus's birfday--you know, the biggest liberal of all-time. Why, he would even forgive a gigantic phokking @sshole like Sean Hannity and his complete lack of Judeo-Christian values. Not me though, i hope you burn in hell for all eternity...
Instead of where his heart should be, Sean Hannity has a burning paper bag filled with shit.
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It's so perfect. Try telling some kids who keep banging on your front door that they are beggars and don't deserve any of your candy, and to get off your lawn and they should work for what they want. You'll turn them from liberals to revolutionaries in a heart beat. Only when they get older they will be bombing your house instead of egging it. Let me know how that works out for ya.
Christmas is not a liberal holiday, it's not about Jesus and sharing with those less fortunate through a pattern of love or any of that nonsense. It's all about buying shit to support the Corporate Uncles of Neocon Titania so we don't turn into a bunch of commies. You goddamn liberals, why don't you just start bowing to the tomb of Lenin everyday - that and maybe joining the Barack Osama Army or something like that.
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