Friday, November 2, 2007

Chicago: Da City Dat Sucks

Let's see: the Cubs suck, the White Sox suck, the Bears suck, the CTA sucks, Da Mare sucks, the weather sucks, Skilly sucks, Blago sucks, Northwestern sucks, NIU TOTALLY SUCKS, both newspapers suck, the Reader's redesign sucks, the deep dish pizza sucks, no Smiff (that sucks), [fill in your own], and now it's clear that da Bulls also suck.

Philadelphia 96
Chicago 85
Final

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

iGFY

Smiff said...

How could i forget the Blackhawks. Well, actually, it's very easy to forget the Blackhawks. And they SUCK.

Anonymous said...

I think it bears repeating: the Huskies TOTALLY SUCK.

Anonymous said...

but Syracuse also sucks:

Kyooz (2-7, 1-3) 0 3 7 7 17
Pitt (4-5, 2-2) 0 10 0 10 20

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah? Let's see: Da Cuse beat not only a ranked team, but they also beat Buffalo, who crushed Temple, who beat--you guessed it--the Northern Illinois Huskies.

So you do da phokkin' math, McClure. And then CRAM IT.

Ranger said...

HEY - The fire just beat the DC United in an absolutely spectacular home and away series. Of course, soccer is a liberal sport.

k-mad said...

Jim Brown reads LoC? Sad...

Smiff said...

They're STILL playing soccer?

Corms said...

Somebody got up on the wrong side of the fault line on Saturday.