QT Special:
News Item: Architect chosen to design the George W. Bush Presidential Library says the building must incorporate the "spirit" of the Bush presidency.
For starters, the building will need a huge facade. But what else?
The library will require no shelving (books? Bush? funny stuff); just tables for the coloring books. Along with having no books, there will be no legal materials, especially
not the Constitution. Lots of paper shredders and a perpetual burning fireplace for quick disposal of the many incriminating documents. The entire building should be entirely constructed of dried manure. The walls will be decorated with pictures of Dick "Dick" Cheney shooting people in the face. Posted hours: Sat only 12am-12:01am. Entrance fee: one MEEEEEllion dollars.
2 comments:
Sounds like the start of a cool art exhibit.
It will be "accidentally" bombed every year so cronies can make meelions in reconstruction costs.
It will be filled with copies of the signing statements he penned invalidating every bill he signed.
Monica Lewinsky will work there. Because it's like, ironic or something.
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