Lattice of Coincidence: You're a funny man, Mr. Mtewa

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

You're a funny man, Mr. Mtewa

So funny i have alerted the INS - expect them to come knocking and look into your paper work. Have fun with the cavity search...

4 comments:

Fungster said...: They will find that I was
Born in the USA, I was
Born in the USAaaa,
Born in the USA, I was
Born in the USAaaa

Then they will go after the accuser - Smiff's way too common a last name, mebbe he faked his way in...; July 26, 2007 at 8:44 AM
Smiff said...: Funny man, i bet you've been reading something lately. I'm going to let the FBI know that, too - just to be on the safe side.; July 26, 2007 at 11:43 AM
Fungster said...: Dat's right, I've been readin all about how our whole financial system is a sham, making us slaves to the government & da banks. How our monopoly money aint worth $#!+, and that sooner or later, it's gonna bite us in the squirrel in Elvis' pants. Course, Briggsy's been sayin that for years, so I could say he was the one that turned me onto it...; July 26, 2007 at 1:30 PM
Fungster said...: Case in point, look at da market today. Billions of dollars of wealth wiped out in a day. Makes you wanna cash out your 401k and play the slots. Or da lottery.; July 26, 2007 at 1:32 PM

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A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

You're a funny man, Mr. Mtewa

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