Lattice of Coincidence: Decker?

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Decker?

Britney Spears Preggers?

The father is unknown...could that rumoured rendezvous with Decker in Las Vegas be true?

7 comments:

Sarge said...: It could have been when we passed each other in MGM lobby - she seems fertile enough where a light brush of forearms would be enough...I have a good shot at custody.; July 24, 2007 at 1:39 PM
Corms said...: And Sarge is so verile that he can impregnate a woman simply by thinking about her.; July 24, 2007 at 3:58 PM
Smiff said...: Which begs the question: how many little Deckers are running around?; July 24, 2007 at 4:01 PM
Sarge said...: There are many, many pregnant women apparently.; July 24, 2007 at 4:03 PM
Corms said...: Well Sarge is very powerful. He can watch a full season of 24 in one afternoon.; July 24, 2007 at 4:22 PM
Fungster said...: How will we be able to tell? Will baby have daddy's mmmmh, feh, yih, or sexy beast mannerisms? Chili fart? Suckiness at fantasy baseball? What will tell us?; July 24, 2007 at 4:45 PM
Corms said...: All will know the son of Sarge. The Son of Sarge could block out the sun if he so chose, but he wouldn't, because he's compassionate.; July 24, 2007 at 5:18 PM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Decker?

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