Sunday, June 8, 2008

Be Very Qwiet

Dey's huntin' Muslims...

Rural Democrats refuse to give backing to Obama

"We'll end up slaves. We'll be made slaves just like they was once slaves," he said. Telvor, a white Democrat who supported Hillary Clinton in West Virginia's primary, said he planned to vote for Republican John McCain in November. "At least he's an American," he added with a disarmingly friendly smile.

Was there anything Obama could say during the coming campaign to convince him? "Nope," Spence replied. Then he broached the one issue many Americans consider off-limits: the potential security threat to Obama. "Look, someone will kill him. Whoever Obama picks as running mate will end up being president." Spence's ready smile and chatty manner on the thorny issue of Obama's possible murder gave little clue as to whether he thought it would be a bad thing or not.

Little, a maintenance man for local offices, had one simple reason why he too was rejecting his long family history of voting Democrat. "McCain is one of us. Obama ain't,": he said, leaving little doubt as to who he meant by "us".

Fung's gettin scared...

5 comments:

k-mad said...

Totally phokked.

Ranger said...

Hope his children and his children's children can afford body armor. There going to be taking a lot more bullets in Iraq than Obama ever will.

Sarge said...

Wait - is he referring to how he's a millionaire who has consistently ignored the interests of anybody worth less than say...half a million a year so that Randoma Securities Inc. and all the other corps. out there can continue to soak the U.S. taxpayer while they rake in billions of dollars a year in all the et ceteras of this government and its rank inability to insure that the interests of the people are paramount rather than the interests of a few thousand plutocrats?

I'm sure that's what he said. That joy in violence streak suggested by the odd smile cements it!

Or he could just be in the Klan.

Virginia can have West Virginia back - or maybe we can trade with the Confederacy?

k-mad said...

Can we sell West Virginia to the Iranians and then bomb the s#i+ out of it?

k-mad said...

Note to authorities: The above comment is a joke! I make humor... just like The Dick.* Now get back to work...

*News item: Sen. Robert Byrd (D-W.Va.) was hospitalized Monday shortly after he released a strongly worded statement condemning Vice President Dick Cheney for making an incest joke at the expense of his great state.