Wednesday, September 26, 2007

when funny things happen to dumb world leaders

When words get in the way, Bush goes phonetic

Maybe they should try this with new-klee-er.
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9 comments:

Fungster said...

The phonetical spelling for Mugabe was wrong. Figgers.

September 26, 2007 at 12:06 PM
Smiff said...

How is it pronounced den? TREE-Men-Dus ASS-HOLE?

September 26, 2007 at 12:23 PM
Fungster said...

BTW, the leader of Zimbabwe (well, Rhodesia at the time) before Mugabe was a Smiff. Related? We'll never know...

September 26, 2007 at 1:40 PM
Smiff said...

Way too much verbiage here...i fell asleep at "establish." Zzzzzz....just waking up.... All i know is he's a bad man - BAD!! What's more, it sounds like YOU voted for him, mebbe worked on his campaign. Helped rig it. Are YOU a BAD man, too?

And who's rich? I'm not rich. I *want* some of dat whitey money...

September 26, 2007 at 1:43 PM
Fungster said...

Read here. I never said he wasn't bad, I'm giving context so you know we had a part in it. Two wrongs don't make a right, but we aren't entirely blameless either. If that gets me to go all Sarge essay on ur ass then I'm sorry, but it's important. Just like those ad-reporting thingies I learned about yesterday.

You're probably richer than 99% of Africans. Just coz you're not rich doesn't mean you're not doing better than you should be at the expense of others. Aint you a libratorr? Aint there sum buks you could read? How Europe underdeveloped Africa would be a good un to start on.

Course, I'm also richer than 99% of Africans, but that's different. Somehow.

September 26, 2007 at 2:34 PM
Corms said...

I love that picture of "W" in that story. He looks like he's telling another ghost story involving American cities and mushroom clouds and blah blah blah.

September 26, 2007 at 3:16 PM
Smiff said...

Tell me something i don't mudderphokker. Like the bad man in Iran, prior bad men deres, the hostages, and them generally hating us, stem from us propping up the Shah for decades...which led us to prop up and support Saddam when he attacked Iran (but when he attacked Kuwait, that was bad, and he was threatening Saudi Arabia, who i notice Dumbya didn't mention yesterday as a 'brutal regime' since his whole phokking family is in bed with the Royals aka NOT A democracy). And then deres Latin America, where we supported 'brutal regimes' for decades...don't get Smiff started.

As for not being rich, i was being facetious, ya know? I mean, the illegals here picking fruit are richer than 99% of Africans, and yeah, i know, Europe plundered the Dark Contitent for centuries, but you'll be glad to know that Bill O'Reilly found out that eating at a black restaurant in NYC is just like eating in a white restaurant... no, "Hey M-FER - get me some phokking iced tea!!" Isn't dat progress? Can't we all just get along now?

September 26, 2007 at 3:30 PM
Fungster said...

Nope. We're gonna keep whitey feeling guilty about this. Even when the Klingons come & threaten all humanity. Even when the Vulcans come & start helping us build ships to explore the galaxy. Even after you blow us all up with your nucular weapons coz Iran flinched. Except you won't survive the nucular winter. Americans can't survive without their SUV's and drive-in's. Oh, wait, I forgot. With all the pounds whitey's packed on, he might be able to survive just on the stored fat, while the "skinnys" dat brought da Black Hawk Down will be dun fer...

September 26, 2007 at 5:17 PM
Corms said...

Oh, wait, I forgot. With all the pounds whitey's packed on, he might be able to survive just on the stored fat,

Looks like some of us whitey's are going to be in trouble.

September 27, 2007 at 9:10 AM

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