Friday, September 28, 2007

This just in...

He still doesn't get it

I remember you asking me, Jim, I don't understand poor people. I've never lived with poor people or been around poor people much. I don't understand what they think and feel about a lot of things. I'm just a white Republican guy who doesn't get it. How do I get it?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe if poor people tried to understand rich people they wouldn't be poor.

Ranger said...

I agree with Brain Dead Bob. But once this understanding is complete in addition the poor people not being poor, the rich people would probably be in prison or worse.

Smiff said...

Yeah, most poor people at the very least have televisions (it's the law, after all). Could it kill dem to watch Entertainment Tonight, the Travel Channel and C-SPAN to see how rich phokks live the good life? And den try to walk in their diamond-encrusted shoes.

k-mad said...

It's all so simple. All you need is to be born into a wealthy family and attend good schools. (And if the poor really hated the shitty schools their kids attend, they'd quit whining and move to the suburbs.) The rest pretty much takes care of itself, if the wild cocaine parties don't do you in along the way. What's da phokkin prollem?