Monday, September 24, 2007

Things That Suck

1) Dumbya & Co. "News Item: President Bush calls for permanent changes in surveillance laws, saying requirements for judicial warrants 'dangerously out of date.'" He's living up to his previous statement, "There ought to be limits to freedom."
2) Notre Dame football & Charlie Weis. Watching his post-game press conferences are just surreal. Despite the fact he seemingly has no idea how to coach, he still comes across as a smug, know-it-all jerk. Maybe he can become Bush's Director of National Fitness or something?
3) Rex Gross,Man! Lovie, i love ya, but time to move on from this mistake...
4) Norv Turner. Proving once again he can't coach. The Buddy Bell of the NFL.
5) Louisville. 38 points allowed to Syracuse? Pathetic.
6) Northwestern. When Coach Walker died, did he take all of his game plans with him?
7) Padres. Let's hope the chokefest continues.
8) Steve Smith, Javon Walker, Travis Henry, and Hines Ward. aka The Four Horsemen from Sucktown.
9) The Eagles throwback uniforms. Unsightly, to say the least. But 56 points later...they should keep wearing them.
10) Bill O'Reilly. He actually said:
Discussing his recent dinner with Rev. Al Sharpton at the Harlem restaurant Sylvia's, Bill O'Reilly reported that he "couldn't get over the fact that there was no difference between Sylvia's restaurant and any other restaurant in New York City. I mean, it was exactly the same, even though it's run by blacks, primarily black patronship." O'Reilly added: "There wasn't one person in Sylvia's who was screaming, 'M-Fer, I want more iced tea.'"

1 comment:

Fungster said...

iGFY. And you skillet cookie.