Lattice of Coincidence: I still love those funny turtles though

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

I still love those funny turtles though

Besides, who's to say that a new product isn't newsworthy?

4 comments:

Fungster said...: I had not heard of these VNR's. So a company can come up with a story that's basically an ad, then give it to a news station and they can run it as is, edit it however they want or re-voice it, and they call that journalism? Clearly The Onion & The Daily Show are in the wrong "fake news" business.

You can take a video made by a "publicist" and pretend that (s)he's a "reporter" for the news station? WTF?

I'm not sure why I'm really shocked at this, but I'm really shocked at this.; September 25, 2007 at 3:27 PM
Corms said...: You really didn't know about VNR's Fungster?; September 25, 2007 at 4:22 PM
Smiff said...: Yeah, i thought Fung was a VNR.; September 25, 2007 at 4:29 PM
Anonymous said...: He guy is very handsome I still love those funny turtles though.; April 23, 2008 at 8:16 AM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

I still love those funny turtles though

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