There's been so much sucking the past week, it's been hard to keep up with it all.
1) Dumbya. Not even the Mets can knock Pres. Dumbbell from the top of the heap. This morning, in a dark room far from the media glare, he vetoed the SCHIP bill (signing in crayon), quietly explaining, "I talked this one over with God and he said he could use more childrens with him in heaven. I only wish we could deny more health care to kids so more of them could be with God."
2) The Choking Dog New York Mets. '64 Phillies were still probably worse choke-wise, but at least they were playing good teams down the stretch.
3) San Diego Padres. Not much offense left, but this collapse was squarely on the pitching staff. Peavy had a bad game and Hoffman totally sucked, but let's not forget starting Brett Tomko in a big game, who couldn't hold a 4-0 lead. He sucked again this year, but look for him on a big league roster again next year.
4) The umpires in that game. Holliday didn't touch home plate, and Atkins probably homered. What good are those umpires in the OF when they're standing about 10 feet from the 1st and 3rd base umpires? Move your asses, you fat phokks.
5) Notre Dame. Will the sucking ever end? Does Weis just eat the game plans? Well, they might beat Duke.
6) San Diego Chargers. Norv happens.
7) The state of college football. I mean, Cal & South Florida are amoung the top rated teams in the country?
8) Syracuse & Northern Illinois: even with all the mediocrity around, they're even worse than that.
9) Chicago Bears quarterbacks and the Philadelphia Eagles offensive line.
10) Dumbya again:
News Headline (2001): "EPA relaxes gasoline standards."
News Headline (2002): "EPA relaxes clean air standards."
News Headline (2003): "EPA relaxes sewage rules."
News Headline (2004): "EPA relaxes standards for toxic metal."
News Headline (2005): "EPA seeks to relax ozone standards."
News Headline (2006): "EPA relaxes toxic spill rule."
News Headline (2007): "EPA relaxes toxic pollution reporting."
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EPA says choke on it.
And Bush says he likes that story about Oliver Twist a lot. "You know, when he asked for more, they taught him more Values! When you're being given something, be grateful, not selfish. Showing him his place helped him understand what he had to do to succeed. Which was basically find a rich benefactor or family member and suck them dry. Maybe some of these filthy vagabonds can get that through their snotty little skulls. You don't like it? Go to Russia you crybabies!"
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