Lattice of Coincidence: THE NEW YORK METS ARE CHOKING DOGS!

Sunday, September 30, 2007

THE NEW YORK METS ARE CHOKING DOGS!

5 comments:

k-mad said...: How is k-mad to blame?; September 30, 2007 at 9:30 PM
Smiff said...: Don't da last place Fightin' Bluestem own Tommy "Choking Dog" Glavine? Why yes, yes they do...(in fact, i phink told you to pick him up...I KNEW DAT WOULD COME BACK TO HELP ME SOME DAY!)

Tanx K-Mad! I owe you a pinot.

This saves you from hearing about the reverse curse Matt Chico "and the Man" start yesterday...; September 30, 2007 at 10:18 PM
Fungster said...: Does dis mean da Sox ain't playin no more?; September 30, 2007 at 10:38 PM
Smiff said...: Sox haven't been playing in months.

Doesn't stop da contract extentions dough - two more years for A.J....who SUCKED all year! Next up: 3 more years for Contreras?; September 30, 2007 at 11:38 PM
Corms said...: Both the Cubs and Phils made the playoffs. The NL must really suck.; October 1, 2007 at 9:01 AM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

Lattice of Coincidence

Sunday, September 30, 2007

THE NEW YORK METS ARE CHOKING DOGS!

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