Lattice of Coincidence: A-Rod SUCKS

Thursday, October 4, 2007

A-Rod SUCKS

"Mr. April Through September" does nothing at the plate or on the mound as the Yankees get destroyed by the Clevelands, 12-3.

5 comments:

Fungster said...: A-Rod's already won. He got TX & Da Yanks to pay him ridiculous amounts of money. Besides, you expected him to drive in 10 runs for a 13-12 victory? Stick to your Phils. They'll be done in a couple of days, and then you can go to yelling at everyone else.; October 5, 2007 at 8:38 AM
Corms said...: I think Smiff was mocking the people who say that A-Rod is the reason the Yankees haven't won the Series in 6 years.; October 5, 2007 at 8:45 AM
Fungster said...: Whatev Corms. At least the Yanks have boiled it down to one factor. Cubbies have the Curse, Billy Goat, Bartmann, changes every time. What's it gonna be this year?; October 5, 2007 at 10:45 AM
Smiff said...: I think we have a winner for this year: "Apparently Brandon Webb was doing some sneaky things with a dark spot on the bill of his cap on Wednesday."; October 5, 2007 at 11:56 AM
Fungster said...: Hey, stoooooopid is as stooooopid does. Or sumthin.

I think it's awesome that with all the HD technology and multiple cameras all over the place pitchers can still cheat. I predict the cubbies will be busted first...; October 5, 2007 at 12:45 PM

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A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Thursday, October 4, 2007

A-Rod SUCKS

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