Saturday, October 6, 2007

Cubs or Phillies: Who SUCKS More?

Talk amongst yourselves... though i blame society. Also, there's always next century.

I do know dis: neither suck as much as the CHOKING DOG NEW YORK METS. Remember that.

More good news: with the D-Backs & Rockies (can you say: "Zzzzzzzzzzzz...........") in the NLCS i doubt i will be watching much, if at all. Instead i can catch up with The Bionic Woman (i like me some Michelle Ryan). Which means:

1) NO TBS broadcasters. They all sound a like to me (meaning: Don Sutton) - i can't tell one from the other (except Chip Caray, and that's whole nudder level of annoyance). Though i don't know if TBS is even broadcasting the NLCS. Why are they broadcasting the division series anyway? Have we run out of channels or something?
2) NO more FrankTV ads. Ok, he does a good John Madden, but i don't need to be reminded every phokking half inning that his show starts November 20th. Where? on TBS!
3) NO Dane Cook promos. Yes, i suspect they will continue, which means i won't be watching any more baseball the instant i see his fucking face again (does anyone really think the NL will win this year? Oh ok, the Cards were a surprise last year, but at least they had Pujols and Carpenter. Arizona has Webb, and Colorado has Holliday. Dats about it.) Getting back to Dane Cook: HATE. LOATHING. And MORE HATE. Not funny, and can't act. This is the state of America today: Dane Cook has a career because people think he's funny or some shit. If you needed any more evidence of the fall of the American empire after George Bush was elected twice. More evidence: our currency is soon to be worth less dan phokking Canada...

1 comment:

k-mad said...

Has Smiff been drinking?

I actually think his George Bush is better than his John Madden. But I saw all of about 4 innings of the whole phokking deal so far, and I'm sick of him too.