Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Smiff writing for Huffington?

...one of the main reasons why the nation appears to be lining up against Senator McCain's insanely obvious lack of integrity could be because his very serious and mavericky campaign strategy can be described in four simple words:

Blurt Out Random Crap.

1 comment:

Sarge said...

or BORC for short.

Man did you hear McCain's BORC today? Something about how he often thought of going to Washington to carve out a bipartisan bill after having everybody he knows throw shit around like so many monkeys in a cage about the Democratic candidate for president over the last few months while saying regulation is bad and the economy is totally cool.

Really? I thought his economic adviser said we were depressed?

Totally, but that was because of all the people talking about things that were happening. Now that's caused this problem so McCain's going to get his picture taken like he's Daniel Webster.

So is he still running for president?

I think so.

But in his BORC didn't he say he was suspending his campaign?

I think that's to show he's presidential.

Like George Washington?

Did George Washington campaign?

I'm not sure, but I remember McKinley kind of just sat on a porch.

So he's like McKinley?

Except now he's got a response in case he's accused of losing the debate - "well you know, I was kind of worried about the fate of our country so I didn't have time to think about the fate of our country in any kind of platform kind of way."

And when he gets confused and forgets where he is they can just hold up signs that say things like, "Why are we here when we should be in Washington getting stuff done instead of talking about it?"

I really don't understand how anybody even pretends to think he's competent at this point.

He's like the guy at the pizza place who's kind of high and cuts the pizza into sevenths. And then tenths. And then fourths and you kind of get a pizza octagon.

It's almost like he listens to talk shows and just waits to hear a caller he agrees with to do something.

Meanwhile, can we say this bail-out is about as honest as a Globetrotter-General contest?

And about as sensitive as a male chauvenist boss.

With his hand on his secretary's ass.

While he reaches down her bra looking for the wallet.

Ok, I have to stop now. I know - but I need to vent. I barely get to these days - and it's extra depressing lately.