Lattice of Coincidence: Got (human) milk?

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Got (human) milk?

PETA to Ben & Jerry - Use Human Milk

WTF is wrong with the Swiss? Neutral Phokks!

6 comments:

Smiff said...: Will dey need milk collectors?; September 23, 2008 at 11:11 PM
Corms said...: I never knew that Smiff had a lactation fetish.; September 24, 2008 at 8:30 AM
k-mad said...: Do you think Ben and Jerry's should use human milk in its ice cream?

Yes 17%
No 83%

Poll results... well, you know...; September 24, 2008 at 10:48 AM
Fungster said...: Not scientific, but profoundly tittilating?; September 24, 2008 at 11:21 AM
Fungster said...: Smiff does bring up a good point, are we going to trust the "cows" to milk themselves (fraud alert)? Or are they going to have a factory where hundreds of women are lined up at a time to be milked by machine? I do think though that that would be an all female staff at that factory. Sorry Smiff. Maybe you can get a job driving the milk away from the factory.; September 24, 2008 at 11:26 AM
Smiff said...: Damn, foiled again.; September 24, 2008 at 12:20 PM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Got (human) milk?

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