Lattice of Coincidence: John McCain: still without a world map and lovin' it

Monday, July 21, 2008

John McCain: still without a world map and lovin' it

Foreign Policy Expert McCain: “Iraq-Pakistan Border” Extremely Dangerous

3 comments:

k-mad said...: It's much worse than just this. He's going to veto all our beer.; July 21, 2008 at 5:03 PM
Fungster said...: Uh, Iraq-Pakistan border = Iran. It's so clear to me, how come it isn't clear to you numbskulls?; July 21, 2008 at 5:09 PM
Anonymous said...: What's the matter with you libruls? All them people over there is the same. They'd all like nothin more than to fly an airplane into your house and then fornicate with you virgin daughter in Nirvana.; July 22, 2008 at 8:48 AM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Monday, July 21, 2008

John McCain: still without a world map and lovin' it

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