Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Bud Selig remains brain-dead (cont'd)

Could be headed towards another tie. And yet, this determines which league has home field advantage in the World Series. Another BRILLIANT move, Bud (the "traditionalist"). Go phokk yourself, moron.

In related news, why are these guys All-Stars:

Kosuke Fukudome (Cubs fanz...brain-free)
Alfonso Soriano (see Fuku)
Cristian Guzman (he's been an All-Star twice?)
Miguel Tejada (maybe 3 years ago)
Brian Wilson (the Giants sent Lincecum, so why this guy? He SUCKS.)
Carlos Marmol (maybe a month ago)
Billy GUTLESS Wagner (if what Clint Hurdle said is true, why is Mr. Gutless on the team? Funny. Who TOTALLY SUCKED and allowed the tying run to score? Thanks Billy, you phokking brain-dead HICK moron.)
Ichiro Suzuki (the most overrated player anywhere? if he's not hitting .340 he's pretty worthless)
Derek Jeter (and his .740 OPS? PATHETIC. Yankees fans SUCK.)
Jason Varitek (batting avg. is a poor measure of a player's worth, but .219?)
Michael Young (.777 OPS? not that good)
Joe Crede (is this a joke?)
Carlos Guillen (ok, but an All-Star? no...)

Oh yeah, Cristian Guzman has NEVER played 3rd base in the majors. But he's there tonight. And this game determines who has home field advantage in the World Series? So remarkably brain-dead you would think Bud was in the Bush Administration (i know he's a Democrat, but that must be a Joe Lieberman "Democrat", right?). Maybe a couple of these guys should play the WHOLE game so you don't run out of players? Maybe use some relief pitchers more than one inning? Maybe get Bud a brain transplant?

Oh yeah, it's almost 1am in NYC...

On da udder hand, Guzman is picking it at 3rd...

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5 comments:

Smiff said...

Again the game is A JOKE.

Smiff said...

Oh yeah:

Tim McCarver and Joe Buck:

TOTALLY SUCK.

Smiff said...

Yankee Stadium?

A DUMP.

(and slid thru it)

Corms said...

Joe Buck:
Three years ago Josh Hamilton was a drug addict, taking pills, smoking crack, drinking booze and getting those tatoos you see there.

Fungster said...

Just goes to show - if you become a drug addict, take pills, smoke crack, drink booze and get tattoos, you too can become a major league all star.