Tuesday, December 11, 2007

LoC Members all over American Utopia

Semifinal
(1) Defending Negro
(4) S#i+ Blowing Up

Smiff out for revenge after last years final when all his players went on vacation because their teams were in the playoffs and wah wa wah wah wah. Fung trying to beat Smiff for the 3rd time this year and 4th in a row to make his 2nd straight final. So, we will have a repeat finalist...

Semifinal
(2) NFL Players Assoc.
(3) Bring on Orton

Sarge misses out on 1st seed by .25 of a point on Colston's last and irrelevant reception. He gets rewarded by taking on Corms, who he is 2-0 against this year, instead of Smiff, who he's 1-1 against. These teams battled it out for 7th place last year, with Corms coming out on top. So, two Cinderella stories, one gets to the ball, the other stays in the pumpkin...

Not featured: K-Mad (too sexy for Fantasy Football), Ranger (tanked), Corporal (s#i++ies+ team ever).

6 comments:

Fungster said...

Me thinks Smiff learned from last year. If u's da #1 seed and you scorched everyone on your way dere, dat means everyone's gunning for ya (Dallas vs Golden State anyone?). Nope, dis year he kept on the DL, quietly sneaking into da playoffs on da last weekend. He knows it's not about da regula season. It's about da playoffs. And he's gonna bring it. But will it be enuff?

Smiff said...

Finished up 6-1. Of course, needed 51 player moves to do dat. My undoing could be dropping Ryan Grant. I picked him up and he immediately got injured (like all my other running backs). But what i'm really depending on is the Minnesota Defense putting up about 30 points on Orton & Co. I couldn't have asked for a better match up there, even if they were playing the Dolphins.

Meanwhile, the Zeniths are starting to put it together in the basketball league. Fourth Place and Surging. You guys are fading in the rear view mirror. Devin Harris? No room on my stacked club. We can't shoot but we BANG THE BOARDS. Get outta da way, WE'RE BANGING, BABY!

Jason said...

Wow, hilarious backtrack on Harris. I think you owe Corms an apology.

Speaking of Corms, has he resorting to use of the acronym "BOO" for his fantasy footballers?

Corms said...

That's a good idea Jason.

k-mad said...

This is about as exciting as fantasy cricket.

Jason said...

[21:52] jjb: i can't believe smiff talks when he's got 23 more games in than anyone else
[21:52] fungster: he's used to baseball
[21:52] fungster: where no matter how you try, you can't get all the games in
[21:53] jjb: ahh
[21:53] jjb: in basketball i think it just makes it easy for people to pass you in the last week
[21:53] jjb: you become a stationary target
[21:53] fungster: I may have to warn him about that