Friday, December 14, 2007

I would like to have a beer with Fred Thompson

From the Washington Post, 12/12/07:

His 87-year-old mother's advice persuaded him to reject the new intelligence report that Iran has suspended its nuclear program. "Remember whatcha mama told ya," he says. If somethin' appears to be too good to be true, it probably is." Is it possible to be too folksy? Thompson seems determined to find out.

2 comments:

Smiff said...

Go ahead. But for me... i would like to nail his head to a coffee table, singing Hallelujah.

Sarge said...

Look, when will you understand that reality is a conspiracy to make us soft for the terrorists?

Remember, the 9/11 hijackers didn't even NEED nuclear dirty bombs. But imagine if they had had them. There would be no more America. There would only be an Islamica in which people were unjustly imprisoned, in which leaders could do whatever they want without threat of public reprisal and all other kinds of fascist and nutty things. Hell, they probably wouldn't support stem cell research!

And that's just nuts.

Personally, if we let Iran give the secrets of the atom to a bunch of Islamofascist terrorists who want to blow us back to the stone age and take America back to the 1100s, well, I just don't know what. But what I do know is that while everybody else is sitting there thinking we're safe, Fred Thomson is ready to go out there and kick a little more MidEast Ass to keep America safe for Americans.

And that means no more immigrants. After all, the 9/11 hijackers were immigrants. And if immigrants get the bomb, well, our first clue might be no more New York. Or no more Miami. Or no more Dallas. We have to stop the immigrants, the terrorists and the Iranians behind it all. And we also have to win the war in Iraq. We have a lot to do. Oh, and we also have to bring back the housing boom. That stuff is good for America and that hurts the terrorists.

Laugh all you want you communists. But when you're eating a fall-out stew mixed with some nuclear winter mash, while some Mexican woman marries your wife and takes your job, well, you'll want to take back your vote for reality and give it to true vision.