Tuesday, September 4, 2007

What Americans are Looking At

1. Hurricane Felix - A dark blip hurricane kills dark blips
2. Bob Woodruff - Embedded journalist injured in war to kill more darkish blips.
3. Chicago Cubs - Dark blip pitcher blasts light blip fans.
4. Muscular Dystrophy - Light blip "commedian" raises funds for the diseased.
5. Venus Williams - Hot dark blip excelling at a light blip sport.
6. Fall Out Boy - Light blip band that no dark blip has ever heard of.
7. The Brave One - Movie starring hot middle aged lesbian light blip.
8. Angelina Jolie - Light blip adopts lots of dark blips.
9. Sand Sculpture - Light blips wasting time.
10. Schizophrenia - Blips that are both light and dark.

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