Lattice of Coincidence: More Unimportant Dark Blips to the Recycle Bin

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

More Unimportant Dark Blips to the Recycle Bin

16 comments:

Anonymous said...: Clearly these are signs of the global warning phenomenon everyone's talking about. Or is climate change? Anyway, stay tuned to WGN for the latest on our increasingly volatile weather all over the world. Jimmy Boy Ramsey, Paulie Konrad, the gang and I will bring award winning analysis that keeps you informed, so you don't have to be an extinct blip.; September 4, 2007 at 12:49 PM
Anonymous said...: If a storm only hits a predominantly non-white area can it really be considered a Category 5? Is the category really significant at all or our we counting loss of vactation propery and attainable resources? Shouldn't we really have our own grading system?; September 4, 2007 at 1:13 PM
Corms said...: Thank you for your imput from beyond the grave Mr. Thurmond.; September 4, 2007 at 1:18 PM
Fungster said...: Category 5 storm in a white area= reconstruction contracts

Category 5 storm in a non-white area= cheap land for new condos/townhomes/ranches/developments/retail/duplexes/condos. So the category works for both.

Strom, did you notice ur name is an anagram for storm?; September 4, 2007 at 2:13 PM
Corms said...: If you're part of the plutocracy then hurricanes are good news because they mean huge contracts for the construction giants.; September 4, 2007 at 2:53 PM
Smiff said...: Who is dumb enough to live in a path of a hurricane? I say, let 'em crash.; September 4, 2007 at 3:09 PM
Corms said...: Remember that when the big one hits SoCal.; September 4, 2007 at 3:13 PM
Smiff said...: Big what? David Wells already hit the area.; September 4, 2007 at 3:24 PM
Fungster said...: Big what? Smiff already hit the area.; September 4, 2007 at 3:35 PM
Smiff said...: Well, then this must mean Fung is planning to visit the area? And he didn't tell me??; September 4, 2007 at 3:50 PM
Corms said...: That would be a wise move by Fungster.; September 4, 2007 at 4:03 PM
Fungster said...: What, visiting the area, or not telling Smiff abt it?; September 4, 2007 at 4:28 PM
Corms said...: The latter.; September 4, 2007 at 4:31 PM
Smiff said...: You guyz ain't foolin' me...

It's like a jungle atmosphere
And we're two monkeys baby
It's like we're on a vine
The way we're swinging it baby
See, you're a tiger girl
The way you're scratching me
I'm a lion
In this jungle I'm a king
Girl, I got you so wet
It's like a rain forest
Like Jurassic Park
Except I'm your sex-a-saurus baby
You and me hopping
Like two kangaroos
Rattling and moaning
Out here in these woods; September 4, 2007 at 4:45 PM
Fungster said...: Hey Corms/Elias Sports Bureau, what's the record for most comments on a post? & What post was it? This one's gotta be close...; September 4, 2007 at 5:04 PM
Corms said...: I think we cracked 20 once.; September 5, 2007 at 9:25 AM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Tuesday, September 4, 2007

More Unimportant Dark Blips to the Recycle Bin

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