Lattice of Coincidence: da tarrists continue to win (cont'd)

Thursday, September 6, 2007

da tarrists continue to win (cont'd)

Southwest fashion police set no-fly zone

A Southwest employee asked Kyla Ebbert, a 23-year-old student and Hooters waitress, wearing this outfit, to change or leave the plane.

6 comments:

Fungster said...: Dey shud stick to worrying about who's so large they need to pay for two seats...; September 6, 2007 at 2:51 PM
Smiff said...: Did they get you again?; September 6, 2007 at 2:58 PM
Fungster said...: Nah. I just use the "Is it because I'm a dark blip?" line and they cower in fear. "I know the Rev Al Sharpton" also seems to work wonders...; September 6, 2007 at 3:09 PM
Ranger said...: Funny, I think women who don't dress like that should be asked to leave the plane. Perhaps it is just due to my "heightened sensitivities."; September 6, 2007 at 3:18 PM
Corms said...: That's why I don't fly Northwest.; September 6, 2007 at 3:50 PM
Fungster said...: Each time I go by this pic it gives me the creeps. Is it just me or does she look over 23 in that pic? She does look "qualified" to work for Hooters though...; September 7, 2007 at 12:15 PM

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A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Thursday, September 6, 2007

da tarrists continue to win (cont'd)

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