Thursday, June 7, 2007

The Virgin Mary is angry, my friends

A third-tier local politcal guy is stealing her act.

Rosemont's beloved Mayor Donald E. Stephens was always larger than life. Maybe death, too.

Six weeks after the passing of the man who put the northwest suburb on the map and steered it for its first 51 years, residents are insisting his likeness has appeared on a sycamore tree outside a village-owned health club.

In an unrelated development:

Minor miracle
News Item:
A man in Floresville, Texas, finds a miraculous image of Jesus in a bird dropping on the driver-side window of his Mercury Grand Marquis.

How long has it been since, say, a sea was parted?

1 comment:

Smiff said...

Could this mean Donald E. Stephens was Jesus returned to earth???