Scum-Slimes primordial ooze reporter Joe Cowley regarding trade rumors that the White Sox might acquire Aaron Rowand (for a motley collection of trinkets, amulets, loose change, and shiny baubles - would the Phillies fall for it? possibly...) and Bobby Abreu (are the Yanquis that stupid? obviously...):
The trades would give "a new look to the outfield with Abreu, Rowand, and Jerry Owens holding down the fort until..." (wait for it... wait for it...) "Darin Erstand and Scott Podzzzednik come off the disabled list."
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But isn't Aaron Rowand just a poor man's Darrin Erstad?
And isn't Bobby Abreu not as fast as Podzzzie?
Why...why do these people have jobs?
They could have had Rowand over the winter for Freddy Garcia. Now that he's hitting .330-whatever, uh, good luck wid dat, Kill Kenny. Though, i guess, Bobby Jenks, Brian Anderson, Gio Gonzalez (again) and Josh Fields might do it...
And not sure why they would trade Dye for a clearly-in-decline (and distress) Bobby Abreu and his $15 million contract.
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