Lattice of Coincidence: Gentlemen, it is time to hoard pacemaker batteries.

Friday, June 8, 2007

Gentlemen, it is time to hoard pacemaker batteries.

Breaking News: Cheney needs new pacemaker battery

6 comments:

k-mad said...: Nothing to see here. Does anyone doubt for a moment that if his heart stopped beating he would go on living?; June 8, 2007 at 12:42 PM
Corms said...: Of course he would. On a related note, where's Mr.Cheney08 to scold us for making fun of the Dickster?; June 8, 2007 at 1:55 PM
k-mad said...: Sorry guys, I don't have time to kill 300 million people.; June 8, 2007 at 2:40 PM
Corms said...: Whatchoo talkin' 'bout K-Mad?; June 8, 2007 at 2:48 PM
k-mad said...: We got an anyonymous death threat from one of ohio neocon's little toadies. The rest of the world is not welcome here anymore.; June 8, 2007 at 2:49 PM
k-mad said...: its bad enough i gotta live on this phokking planet (really, who designed this shit?) i'm not gonna go outta my way to interact with the phokking creatures crawling all over it; June 8, 2007 at 3:06 PM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Friday, June 8, 2007

Gentlemen, it is time to hoard pacemaker batteries.

6 comments:

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