Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Porn is Love

Yesterday, it hit me: The hot women who make porn love men and mankind. They have those hot, hot bodies that we all look at and lust after while they go about their daily activities. They say to themselves, "I wish there was some way to give back to them." Of course, it would be impractical to sleep with all of us. There'd be no time to eat, wash, or even sleep! Instead they get it on in front of the camera, allowing us to see and hear what it would be like to nail them from behind then ejaculate all over their face and hair.

It has nothing to do with low self esteem secondary to a history of childhood sexual abuse, or a need for fast cash to get one's next fix. No no. It's all about love of men.

Women of the porn industry, thank you.

5 comments:

Ranger said...

Is this true?

Smiff said...

It's on the internets, must be true.

Fungster said...

How come Corms isn't complaining about the lack of pictures in this story?

Smiff said...

Oh yeah, what "film" were you watching when "this hit you"?

Sarge said...

Well - you know - I'm not going to argue. Apparently we should nominate these women for the Nobel....

Jusst...which Nobel?