Lattice of Coincidence: philly skilly phlubs da phorecast

Monday, January 14, 2008

philly skilly phlubs da phorecast

Snow? No!
By Lea Sitton Stanley
INQUIRER STAFF WRITER
So, where is it, that snow we steeled ourselves for?
"It didn't happen."

k-mad, reporting from da philly aeroport...

1 comment:

Smiff said...: Dis wuz da phirst ting i wuz gonna post! 1-2 inches...MF@. Not one fucking flake. I really missed da boat on dat career choice.

Heres anudder shocker: the GODORT business meeting goes late and K-Mad stiffs Smiff for lunch. GODORT SUCKS.

Speaking of sucking, i wuz unanimously re-elected unopposed to be the MAGERT treasurer/reigning emperor again. So i gots dat phokking bullshit for anudder two years. MF@. (Dey musta been impressed after i told dem the group is going broke.)

Snoring: YES! Ever had a heard of elephnats stampeding through your hotel room? I have. Though the snore factor seems to increase with alcohol intake...

The only thing Smiff saw in Philly:

http://www.collphyphil.org/mutter.asp

Highlight: the world's largest human colon. It didn't say that, but at 80 pounds i would phokking phink so... and dats a lot of shit.; January 15, 2008 at 12:04 AM

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A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Monday, January 14, 2008

philly skilly phlubs da phorecast

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