Lattice of Coincidence: Things That Suck (Special Ed.)

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Things That Suck (Special Ed.)

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Fungster said...: What will be even better is when the Cats go into Champaign-Urbana and kick the crap out of the team that beat the #1 team in the nation the week before, and thereby completing the OSU-UI-NU triangle of suck.; November 10, 2007 at 5:46 PM
k-mad said...: Nice poster -- how does Smiff do it (cont'd)? Seriously, how did you do it?; November 10, 2007 at 6:39 PM
Smiff said...: image search on "buckeyes suck" - it wuz da first hit. This is what about 8 years of a college edumacation gets you...

And it would be just like the shitty Big 11 for the Cats to win next week. I predict 55-52 in double OT.; November 10, 2007 at 6:50 PM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Saturday, November 10, 2007

Things That Suck (Special Ed.)

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