Tuesday, November 6, 2007

brain-dead Glenn Beck: insane, totally insane, or totally freaking insane?

But right now, I want to focus on one important one, and that is “You can’t make deals with Islamic extremists.” Pakistan has tried everything so far to stomp out the Islamicist threat. They’ve tried bringing them into the fold. They’ve tried to negotiate with them. They’ve even tried to co-exist with them by creating “no-go” zones. But despite all of that, along with all of the billions in aid, and all the intel that we’ve given them, everything they’ve tried has failed. There’s one thing in my book they haven’t tried yet and that is: Killing. Every. Single. One. Of the radicals.

I'll have to check, but i don't think genocide is a Judeo-Christian value. At least what Jesus preached, but then fundamentalist lunatics who somehow have nationally televised talk shows don't have much need for Jesus's teachings. Anyway, how will Beck kill millions of people? Will he be consulting the Nazis' playbook? Good luck wid dat. Ah, he was probably just trying to be funny, which is what he said about American-hating, gay-loving Californians who deserved to have their houses burned down. Just hilarious stuff, Glenn!

Udder fun facts about this enormous moron (if you believe Wikipedia):

His mother and one of his brothers committed suicide.
Wouldn't you, with Glenn around?

Beck played the cornerback position at Northwestern University.
Now you know he really does SUCK.

Beck is a self-described reformed alcoholic and drug addict.
Really? That explains a lot--especially all the dead brain cells.

He converted to Mormonism and started a personal relationship with God.
Probably the smiting kind.

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