Tuesday, November 6, 2007

more comedy gold

News Item: President Bush vetoes bill for water projects, saying the bill "lacks fiscal discipline."

News Item: Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice criticizes Pakistan's state of emergency, saying the United States "does not support extraconstitutional measures."

News Item: Regarding the impeachment of the vice president, The White House said Democrats were shirking responsibilities on issues such as childrens' health insurance.

The secret to good comedy is to stay deadpan during the delivery.

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