Lattice of Coincidence: Nail down your possessions -- YOOOGE suction forecast for today

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Nail down your possessions -- YOOOGE suction forecast for today

NIU basketball and football teams will be playing simultaneously in a few hours.

7 comments:

Fungster said...: Well, no-one was going to watch either anyway, and da schedulers knew dat...; November 10, 2007 at 2:34 PM
k-mad said...: Just because no one's watching doesn't mean it doesn't make a giant sucking sound.; November 10, 2007 at 2:37 PM
k-mad said...: I know this because I have a philosophy minor from NIU.; November 10, 2007 at 2:38 PM
Fungster said...: dat explains a lot...; November 10, 2007 at 2:41 PM
k-mad said...: Yes.; November 10, 2007 at 2:50 PM
Smiff said...: The Huskies are ahead 14-7? Kent St. must totally, completely, unbelievably SUCK.

I see you cleverly neglected to mention NIU's first HYO@OGE loss of the year...to the udder NIU by 30 points!

Giant sucking sound?

YES.; November 10, 2007 at 4:12 PM
k-mad said...: Huskies up 21-7 with the ball. Ah, an interception. That's more like it.

I was just reading about the basketball game. If anyone had died, I think the article would have mentioned it. On the whole, not a bad night...; November 10, 2007 at 4:17 PM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Saturday, November 10, 2007

Nail down your possessions -- YOOOGE suction forecast for today

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