Jeff Cox is expected to be named the new third base coach for the White Sox. Cox was as a minor league manager for 13 years before spending the past six years in the majors as a coach with Montreal, Florida and Pittsburgh. He replaces Razor Shines, who was let go Monday, for no apparent reason udder dan Ozzie felt to need to fire somebody. And who's the most obvious? As Fung will tell you, the black guy.
"I would like to introduce Jeff Cox...that's not just one cock, but a lot of cocks! Ha ha!! I hear he also molests children... Ha, just joking, we go way back... Jeff also likes animals, if you know what i mean... One time in Tijuana, at a donkey show..."
Kenny: "Thank you, Ozzie. Moving along..."
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