Lattice of Coincidence: break this million or I'll shoot you with a price scanner gun

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

break this million or I'll shoot you with a price scanner gun

Man Jailed For Trying To Pass Off $1M Bill

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Fungster said...: A woman tried to buy $100 in groceries at Walmart with a $1M bill some time back. Both these morons probably thought "Well, if Dubya can just print money & use it, why can't I?" Once again, it all points back to the decider-in-chief.; October 9, 2007 at 12:11 PM
Smiff said...: That guy must be from Ohio...; October 9, 2007 at 12:21 PM
Corms said...: Funnily enough Wal-Mart accepted my $12 bill.; October 9, 2007 at 1:38 PM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Tuesday, October 9, 2007

break this million or I'll shoot you with a price scanner gun

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