HOW COULD I FORGET: BEARS "OFFENSE"
1) Dumbya & Co. (no explanation necessary)
2) Northwestern football (lost to Duke...at home...are you $hitting me?)
3) Notre Dame football (no offensive touchdowns in 3 games? what did Charlie Weis ever do to get a 10 year contract extension? i seem to recall Willingham had a winning record there...and got fired. I'm sure race had nothing to do wid dat...)
4) Syracuse football (the basketball season opens against Siena on Nov. 12)
5) The New York Muts (8 losses in a row against the Phillies and THAT pitching staff? Pathetic. The Cubs should be happy to play this bunch of losers...)
6) Chargers' defense (if not for a favorable schedule, they would be $#itcanned)
7) Steven Jackson (2nd best fantasy player in football? MF@.)
8) The Crapfest known as the National League Central.
9) Fox Censors The Flying Nun
10) Fung's Stattracker Scam (tm).
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Corms, did you forget to burp him again?
It's your turn to change his diaper.
I'd like to crap on both of your heads. I guess i'll just have to send it though the mail. Look for the special package!
I can't wait.
On Suck #3, from USA Today 2005:
Irish extension: Some might see a double standard, while others see the second coming of Knute Rockne secured. After leading the Irish to a 5-2 record, Notre Dame rewarded coach Charlie Weis with a new 10-year contract, thus squelching the rumors of Weis being wooed back to the NFL. Tyrone Willingham started 8-0 in his first season with the Irish but was never awarded an extension and fired three seasons into his five-year deal.
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