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5 comments:
What, so you can keep track of how much you're losing by every week?
Hmm, who do I play next week? $#!+ blowing up? Get ready for a blowout! And you'll be able to watch it unfold on your very own Stattracker!
How exactly is Fung fullashit?
He's just cranky. He doesn't realize that you can't buy stattracker for the whole team. Well, you can, but you would have to upgrade to the Football +, which is $125, or more than if each person bought Stattracker themselves. But Smiff can't be bothered to look dese things up. He just blurts things out like a cry-baby. Dat's why he moved, so he doesn't have to bitch about the weather anymore. Or how sucky Kaminski Park is. Or...
Exactly! It's tough to be Smiff.
San Diego, IL? No matter. I've plugged it in to Google Earth. I now know where to find you. Sleep with both eyes open....
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