Lattice of Coincidence: A stupid column from Mike Hunt

Friday, September 14, 2007

A stupid column from Mike Hunt

I've never heard of this guy before, but his parents must not have liked him too much to have given him that name.

Cubs still the choking kind

3 comments:

Fungster said...: He's clearly listed as Michael Hunt. Your attempt to bring him down by changing his name to make it naughty has failed.

Besides, what do you care what someone in Milwaukee writes? They're a suburb. Ignore them.; September 14, 2007 at 10:37 AM
Corms said...: His parents knew what he was doing. As far as him being from a far north suburban paper? That is unimportant to me. What is important to me is that idiots like this get to make a living writing convoluted pieces that are completely illogical while also misrepresenting the facts. This guy is downright Bushian.; September 14, 2007 at 10:50 AM
Smiff said...: Yeah, the craziest 'fact' in dere is "the Cubs have a decent bullpen."; September 14, 2007 at 12:39 PM

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A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Friday, September 14, 2007

A stupid column from Mike Hunt

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