Sunday, August 5, 2007

Bush to Minnesota: Go Phokk Yourselves!

"My message to the Twin Cities is: We want to get this bridge rebuilt as soon as possible," Pres. Bush said. However, he later added, "I make no promises on a timetable." [So, he just lied. Also, there are better things to spend money on, like blowing up bridges in Iraq we already blew up.] Bush's remarks lasted a few minutes. [He then took a nap.] He said he brought with him prayers from the country for those who lost loved ones, as well as those whose loved ones remain missing. [He brought other people's prayers? Is that like when you're flying and land and one of the flight attendants welcomes you to "San Diego," even though they just arrived with you?] He later added, "Out of these tragedies can come a better life." [Well, except for the dead people.]

To sum up:

Minnesota: didn't vote for him TWICE: build your own phokking bridges.

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