Lattice of Coincidence: The Dick Cheney Emotional Chart

Thursday, July 19, 2007

The Dick Cheney Emotional Chart

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3 comments:

Corms said...: I like the Dick Cheney Quail Hunt Game.; July 19, 2007 at 1:31 PM
Smiff said...: Imagine never laughing, smiling, feeling love or compassion...what a miserable life that would be.

Dick's (DICK!) favorite movie character is Potter from "It's a Wonderful Life"...; July 19, 2007 at 1:38 PM
Sarge said...: This is brilliant - I like "smug" the best - that's the "I just convinced a man to kill tens of thousands for no discernible reason other than I'm a paranoid fascist" face.

Or wait, it might just be the "I'm right even in the face of incontrovertible evidence I'm wrong about absolutely everything except my little grandkid who I would sell down the river for political gain and everybody else is wrong, naive and not as smart as me" face.

Or maybe it's just the "If I told you to go phokk yourself and you didn't I could have you thrown in a prison forever and nobody would know" face.

What a dick!; July 20, 2007 at 12:49 AM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Thursday, July 19, 2007

The Dick Cheney Emotional Chart

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