also, if you look close, monkeys are flying outta his butt

• Neoconservative commentator and HYOOOGE A$$H@LE William Kristol reassuring Americans regarding the Iraq war shortly after the 2003 invasion:

"There's been a certain amount of pop sociology in America that you know, somehow the Shia can't get along with the Sunni, and the Shia in Iraq just want to establish some kind of Islamic fundamentalist regime. There's almost no evidence of that at all. . . ."

• William Kristol reassuring Americans during the 2007 Iraq surge:

"We now seem to be on course to a successful outcome."

WHY IS ANYONE STILL LISTENING TO THIS PHOKKING JACKASS?