Friday, June 1, 2007

Guess who's sucking today?

a) Cubs
b) Cubs
c) Cubs
d) All of the above

1 comment:

Sarge said...

e) The Bush Administration, Republicans, the Environment, the Cubs, random "American Idols", Democrats who voted to continue the war funding because they were afraid of being perceived of as abandoning the troops when the troops were already abandoned and they were actually choosing to continue to abandon them, Paul Wolfowitz, Dick "Dick" Cheney who is a member of the Bush Administration but is also such an assshole that he merits his own mention, Wheel of Fortune, the Cubs minor league teams, Will Carrol's psychophantic behavior in regards to ESPN (in his latest, he has a little hyperlink for "the man who should be the next commissioner of baseball" and it's Peter Gammons! - gfy Will, everybody knows the next commissioner should be Paul Giamatti, his father ruled, he rules, what's left to rule?), People who stand around at the top of stairwells doing nothing, people who stand around in the middle of sidewalks, also doing nothing, People who act like the drummers at the Union Square L stop are just the coolest thing and stand around "vibing" the great "NY scene", they also need to gftselves, the cold Adam gave me that makes me loopy, like a rhino hit with four tranqs, Poachers, industrial meat processing farms, Mitt Romney, who is an assss, America's Mayor, David Brooks' mindless moralizing, People who don't pick up all their dog's crap but just kind of smear it on the sidewalk, People who obsess over NFL football, People who are snobby about the Premeirship and act like you truly only understand "sport" if you can talk with some knowledge of West Ham's midfield, Cezar Izzturis, George W. Bush, Ronald Reagan who did not win the Cold War, he just screwed everybody making less than $500,000 annum and was in place when the inevitable happened, People who think Donald Trump is a genius, the L train, flying into Newark or Midway, the people who re-designed Midway, which once was wonderful and is now like treading thick sewage, People who use fear to motivate others' actions