Thursday, May 31, 2007

and 6. FULL@$#!+!

Redefining history

President Bush regarding Americans who question his Iraq war policy:
"I recognize there are a handful there."

QT Abridged Too Far Dictionary of the English Language:

handful. n. 1. 76 percent of Americans. 2. 52 percent of Republicans. 3. Don't these people know they are emboldening the enemy? 4. And that the terrorists will follow us home? 5. Wait, why don't these slogans work anymore? [see: up, because the jig is].

2 comments:

Fungster said...

Ah Smiff. I thought the perfect days of Southern California would slow ya down. Obviously I was wrong. Play on Playa!

Smiff said...

I'm still Playin', Hatin', Playin' Hatin AND Hatin' Playin'...