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Saturday, November 3, 2007
Friday, November 2, 2007
a mind is a terrible thing to waste
"But it's also a time of war for our country. I wish I did not have to report that, but it's the truth. It's the way it is in the world in which we live."--Dumbya, today
Yes, you're right, and do you know why? YOU STARTED THE WAR! YOU!! Uh, did you forget that? Is there ANYTHING in your head?
It's the way it is in the world in which we live (whew...) because of the idiot who contructed that sentence.
Also, go phokk yourself.
Yes, you're right, and do you know why? YOU STARTED THE WAR! YOU!! Uh, did you forget that? Is there ANYTHING in your head?
It's the way it is in the world in which we live (whew...) because of the idiot who contructed that sentence.
Also, go phokk yourself.
Chicago: Da City Dat Sucks
Let's see: the Cubs suck, the White Sox suck, the Bears suck, the CTA sucks, Da Mare sucks, the weather sucks, Skilly sucks, Blago sucks, Northwestern sucks, NIU TOTALLY SUCKS, both newspapers suck, the Reader's redesign sucks, the deep dish pizza sucks, no Smiff (that sucks), [fill in your own], and now it's clear that da Bulls also suck.
Philadelphia 96
Chicago 85
Final
Philadelphia 96
Chicago 85
Final
Sean Hannity: morally bankrupt or morally degenerate?
Halloween Is Teaching Your Kids To Be Liberal
Just when you think they can’t possibly become a bigger cariacature than they are, FOX News has declared a “War on Halloween.” Seriously.
HANNITY: By the way, Halloween is a liberal holiday, because we're teaching our children --
COLMES: Oh, come on. Please.
HANNITY: -- to beg for something for free.
RIVERA: Do you notice I wore my costume? I wore my mustache tonight.
Hey Sean, if you don't want to give candy away to begging kids, don't open the door. Or better yet, open the door and then slam it in their snot-nosed faces, just like Republican Party does. Also, tell them to get off your goddamn property. I'm with ya Sean, i hate kids, too. And if you really want to see some begging, check out Christmas. But then, that is a liberal holiday. Jesus's birfday--you know, the biggest liberal of all-time. Why, he would even forgive a gigantic phokking @sshole like Sean Hannity and his complete lack of Judeo-Christian values. Not me though, i hope you burn in hell for all eternity...
Instead of where his heart should be, Sean Hannity has a burning paper bag filled with shit.
Just when you think they can’t possibly become a bigger cariacature than they are, FOX News has declared a “War on Halloween.” Seriously.
HANNITY: By the way, Halloween is a liberal holiday, because we're teaching our children --
COLMES: Oh, come on. Please.
HANNITY: -- to beg for something for free.
RIVERA: Do you notice I wore my costume? I wore my mustache tonight.
Hey Sean, if you don't want to give candy away to begging kids, don't open the door. Or better yet, open the door and then slam it in their snot-nosed faces, just like Republican Party does. Also, tell them to get off your goddamn property. I'm with ya Sean, i hate kids, too. And if you really want to see some begging, check out Christmas. But then, that is a liberal holiday. Jesus's birfday--you know, the biggest liberal of all-time. Why, he would even forgive a gigantic phokking @sshole like Sean Hannity and his complete lack of Judeo-Christian values. Not me though, i hope you burn in hell for all eternity...
Instead of where his heart should be, Sean Hannity has a burning paper bag filled with shit.
next in line if/when Mitt-fer-brainzz and Ru(9/11)dy flame out: annudder idiot
Huckabee's Belief in Adam and Eve
Mike Huckabee’s views on how life began came up again in a recent interview the Republican candidate had with Bill O’Reilly, a talk-show host on Fox News.
According to this account in The Washington Post, Mr. Huckabee, a former governor of Arkansas, told Mr. O’Reilly he has no reason to doubt that Adam and Eve were real people. He also reiterated that, even though he is not sure of the details of how it unfolded, he does believe God created humans.
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The item quotes Bill Maher, a talk-show host on HBO, who argued in an interview with Mr. Huckabee that the topic was relevant: “If someone believes that the earth is 6,000 years old, when every scientist in the world knows it’s billions of years old, why shouldn’t I take that into account when I’m assessing the rationality of someone I’m going to put in the highest office in the land?”
The Post also looks at how Dennis J. Kucinich’s comments this week about having an encounter with a UFO may or may not fit into this discussion.
Mike Huckabee’s views on how life began came up again in a recent interview the Republican candidate had with Bill O’Reilly, a talk-show host on Fox News.
According to this account in The Washington Post, Mr. Huckabee, a former governor of Arkansas, told Mr. O’Reilly he has no reason to doubt that Adam and Eve were real people. He also reiterated that, even though he is not sure of the details of how it unfolded, he does believe God created humans.
...
The item quotes Bill Maher, a talk-show host on HBO, who argued in an interview with Mr. Huckabee that the topic was relevant: “If someone believes that the earth is 6,000 years old, when every scientist in the world knows it’s billions of years old, why shouldn’t I take that into account when I’m assessing the rationality of someone I’m going to put in the highest office in the land?”
The Post also looks at how Dennis J. Kucinich’s comments this week about having an encounter with a UFO may or may not fit into this discussion.
s#i+ blowing up?
This is just south of campus...probably eider a HYOOOGE @SS bomb or, more likely, a hubcap.
Suspicious Device Discovery Prompts I-5 Closure
SAN DIEGO -- The California Highway Patrol ordered the closure of northbound and southbound Interstate 5 near Nobel Drive due to the discovery of a suspicious device.
The device was found on the side of the road near Nobel Drive, according to the CHP.
San Diego police are at the scene and conducting an investigation.
Suspicious Device Discovery Prompts I-5 Closure
SAN DIEGO -- The California Highway Patrol ordered the closure of northbound and southbound Interstate 5 near Nobel Drive due to the discovery of a suspicious device.
The device was found on the side of the road near Nobel Drive, according to the CHP.
San Diego police are at the scene and conducting an investigation.
dere is annudder half-baked, temporary, half-@ssed, sort of expensive now, really calamitous later, non-solution directly behind dis one
CTA doomsday cuts averted - for now
Nov. 02, 2007
(Crain’s) — Doomsday is off — at least for now.
That was the word Friday afternoon as an unexpected source rode to the rescue of Chicago area public transit users: da fed'ral gubmint.
The Federal Transit Administration, an agency which provides grants to local governments and states, authorized the state of Illinois to transfer $21 million in unallocated funds to the Chicago Transit Authority.
CTA Chairwoman Carole Brown had indicated earlier today that the money would be accepted and would be sufficient to allow the CTA to put off sharp service cuts and fare hikes that had been scheduled to take place on Sunday.
Ms. Brown said the money would hold the CTA until the end of the year, giving state lawmakers more time to come up with a long-term solution to the region's transit funding problems...
Nov. 02, 2007
(Crain’s) — Doomsday is off — at least for now.
That was the word Friday afternoon as an unexpected source rode to the rescue of Chicago area public transit users: da fed'ral gubmint.
The Federal Transit Administration, an agency which provides grants to local governments and states, authorized the state of Illinois to transfer $21 million in unallocated funds to the Chicago Transit Authority.
CTA Chairwoman Carole Brown had indicated earlier today that the money would be accepted and would be sufficient to allow the CTA to put off sharp service cuts and fare hikes that had been scheduled to take place on Sunday.
Ms. Brown said the money would hold the CTA until the end of the year, giving state lawmakers more time to come up with a long-term solution to the region's transit funding problems...
they must know he's one of Decker's...
According to Tracy Ringolsby*, the Giants have "let it be known that Tim Lincecum, their No. 1 pick in 2006, can be had for a quality bat."
Hmmm, unless it's Miguel Cabrera, this would be an incredibly stupid thing to do. Of course, this is Brian Sabean* we're dealing with (see ridiculous Barry Zito signing), so anything possible. Cabrera might be too young for Sabean - maybe he could get Moises Alou back from the Mets? What's Willie McCovey up to (they have his cove right there in right field!). Meanwhile, he's considering bringing Omar Vizquel back for not one, but two years...
*moron
Hmmm, unless it's Miguel Cabrera, this would be an incredibly stupid thing to do. Of course, this is Brian Sabean* we're dealing with (see ridiculous Barry Zito signing), so anything possible. Cabrera might be too young for Sabean - maybe he could get Moises Alou back from the Mets? What's Willie McCovey up to (they have his cove right there in right field!). Meanwhile, he's considering bringing Omar Vizquel back for not one, but two years...
*moron
how idiots go to war
By listening to dimwit phokks like Curveball and believing them (or pretending to).
Culture of Bulls#i+
Media outlets uncritically reported White House claim that it does not "employ" fake reporting
Perino said of the conference, "It is not a practice that we would employ here at the White House and we certainly don't condone it."
Perino said of the conference, "It is not a practice that we would employ here at the White House and we certainly don't condone it."
Seeking LoC opinions
Kerry Wood should get interest as a free agent
Wednesday, Oct 31, 2007 7:42 am EDT
Kerry Wood's fastball hit 98 mph toward the end of the season, and he was unscored on in 18 of 22 appearances. Now, with additional rest for his rehabbed shoulder, Wood's arm strength appears to give him the option of starting or relieving in 2008. But will it be for the Chicago Cubs?
Wood could be a hot commodity, and with Joe Girardi now managing the New York Yankees, Wood could be wearing Yankee pinstripes if he leaves the Cubs. Other teams that figure to be interested include the Texas Rangers, Houston Astros, Arizona Diamondbacks, the Los Angeles Dodgers, Boston Red Sox and Cincinnati Reds, now managed by his former Cubs skipper, Dusty Baker.
Wednesday, Oct 31, 2007 7:42 am EDT
Kerry Wood's fastball hit 98 mph toward the end of the season, and he was unscored on in 18 of 22 appearances. Now, with additional rest for his rehabbed shoulder, Wood's arm strength appears to give him the option of starting or relieving in 2008. But will it be for the Chicago Cubs?
Wood could be a hot commodity, and with Joe Girardi now managing the New York Yankees, Wood could be wearing Yankee pinstripes if he leaves the Cubs. Other teams that figure to be interested include the Texas Rangers, Houston Astros, Arizona Diamondbacks, the Los Angeles Dodgers, Boston Red Sox and Cincinnati Reds, now managed by his former Cubs skipper, Dusty Baker.
America concedes defeat, civilization grinds to a halt, all is lost, etc. (cont'd)
Temporary change in execution policy in Texas
Texas’ largest county, Harris, in the Houston area, leads the nation in carrying out death sentences, but the county’s chief prosecutor said on Thursday that his office will withdraw all execution dates and seek no more until the Supreme Court rules in a pending case on lethal injections.
Texas’ largest county, Harris, in the Houston area, leads the nation in carrying out death sentences, but the county’s chief prosecutor said on Thursday that his office will withdraw all execution dates and seek no more until the Supreme Court rules in a pending case on lethal injections.
Thursday, November 1, 2007
Make up your mind...
Dumbya previously:
“I don’t know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don’t care. It’s not that important. It’s not our priority.”
“I don’t know where he is. I’ll repeat what I said. I truly am not that concerned about him.”
“Deep in my heart I know the man’s on the run, if he’s alive at all…I just don’t spend much time on it, really, to be honest with you.”
And who disbanded the CIA unit dedicated to finding bin Laden?
“I don’t know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don’t care. It’s not that important. It’s not our priority.”
“I don’t know where he is. I’ll repeat what I said. I truly am not that concerned about him.”
“Deep in my heart I know the man’s on the run, if he’s alive at all…I just don’t spend much time on it, really, to be honest with you.”
And who disbanded the CIA unit dedicated to finding bin Laden?
Dumbya today:
“Some in Washington should spend more time responding to the warnings of terrorists like Osama bin Laden, and the requests of our commanders on the ground, and less time responding to the demands of MoveOn.org bloggers and Code Pink protesters.”
Dumbya all-the-time:
Shocking! Dumbya plays the Nazi card AGAIN...
Of course, no one has done more to fan the tarrist flames than the @$$HOLE-FULLA$#itter-in-Chief
Bush slams Democrats on terror
President Bush compares Congress' Democratic leaders with people who ignored the rise of Lenin and Hitler early in the last century, saying "the world paid a terrible price" then and risks similar consequences today.
Bush slams Democrats on terror
President Bush compares Congress' Democratic leaders with people who ignored the rise of Lenin and Hitler early in the last century, saying "the world paid a terrible price" then and risks similar consequences today.
Expect Delays
CTA Doomsday still looming. Dere's a protest (or celebration) scheduled for Monday. Somewhere. But the Fungster may be on vaca by then...
Anudder Sarge Hero Bites the dust
Tennis: Hingis fails drug test
And it wasn't even a performance enhancing one.
Also, wasn't Wimbledon in like June/July? Whitey's drug results always seem to come out like months later, when they've had a chance to make more money, put their affairs in order etc. And when they (finally) catch whitey, he appeals and gets to keep his title and money while they go through all those appeals. Darky has to go in front of the camera and cry her eyes out about how she "deceived" everyone. Even returns her medals before "officially" being asked to.
Anudder Similar case - George Ryan. He gets to make his appeals from home. Darky gets to make his appeals from jail.
And it wasn't even a performance enhancing one.
Also, wasn't Wimbledon in like June/July? Whitey's drug results always seem to come out like months later, when they've had a chance to make more money, put their affairs in order etc. And when they (finally) catch whitey, he appeals and gets to keep his title and money while they go through all those appeals. Darky has to go in front of the camera and cry her eyes out about how she "deceived" everyone. Even returns her medals before "officially" being asked to.
Anudder Similar case - George Ryan. He gets to make his appeals from home. Darky gets to make his appeals from jail.
Republican hypocrites sure know how to have fun
Crossdressing Republican Lawmaker Admits Sexual Encounter With Male Escort
The police report contains an account of how Curtis allegedly donned women’s clothing, red stockings and a black sequined lingerie top before engaging in a sex act at the store. He then continued to wear them throughout the night under his clothing, the report says.
No pearls with that outfit?
The police report contains an account of how Curtis allegedly donned women’s clothing, red stockings and a black sequined lingerie top before engaging in a sex act at the store. He then continued to wear them throughout the night under his clothing, the report says.
No pearls with that outfit?
$#!+ for lunch
Literally...
Excrement curry wife admonished
Sheriff Susan Sinclair said her behaviour could have resulted in "extremely unpleasant consequences".
Excrement curry wife admonished
Sheriff Susan Sinclair said her behaviour could have resulted in "extremely unpleasant consequences".
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