Lattice of Coincidence: God Bless Wal-Mart

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

God Bless Wal-Mart

Their next child will be called Goebbels Brownshirt Campbell.

6 comments:

Smiff said...: Titanically brain-dead.; December 17, 2008 at 1:53 AM
k-mad said...: As reality continues to make The Onion obsolete...; December 17, 2008 at 8:50 AM
Fungster said...: Speaking of which, The Onion really should have been the national newspaper in Idiocracy.; December 17, 2008 at 10:06 AM
k-mad said...: It would have been a good companion for Hot Naked Chicks and World Report.; December 17, 2008 at 10:28 AM
Fungster said...: Learn how to hyperlink Smiff, udderwise I put you just above dose you mock.; December 17, 2008 at 4:51 PM
smiff said...: Ever heard of copy/paste? It's lo-tech, yet very easy. Try it sometime!; December 17, 2008 at 7:27 PM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Tuesday, December 16, 2008

God Bless Wal-Mart

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