THZ: I should God damned well hope that there will also be prettily-colored pictures, or else the average American citizen will not be able to keep his eye on it for more than a few heart-beats, and it would be better yet if there were accompanying photos of ample heaving bosoms.
Tribune: Why is the newspaper redesigning?
Consumers’ reading habits have evolved, so we are reinventing the Chicago Tribune based on what readers have told us about their lifestyles, how they use the newspaper and what they want from it... Also, the former Tempo features section will be renamed, Live! It will focus on entertainment and pop culture and feature reviews, TV listings, comics and puzzles, plus weather on the back page and movie content on Fridays.
What happened to the Business section?
The Business section will no longer be freestanding, except on Sunday.
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Will it still fit in a bird cage?
And who needs a bidness section when dere's no bidness?
Heaving bosoms? I'm in. Fung?
The Trib with a page 3 girl would be awesome! And you know the scum-slimes would have to compete with that. That would start a golden age in newspaper my friends.
we are reinventing the Chicago Tribune based on what readers have told us about their lifestyles, how they use the newspaper and what they want from it...
So it will be two ply too make it stronger and more absorbent as well as softer so it'll chaffe less?
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