Lattice of Coincidence: Postseason Predictions from Corms

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Postseason Predictions from Corms

NLDS
Cubs over Dodgers in 4
Phils over Brewers in 5

ALDS
Sox over Rays in 5
Sox over Angels in 5

NLCS
Cubs over Phils in 7

ALCS
Sox over Sox in 7

WS
Flying swine and ice hockey in hell Cubs over Sox in 5

4 comments:

Smiff said...: Sox over Sox? Can you be more specific?; September 30, 2008 at 11:28 PM
Fungster said...: Fung's less scientific (and derefore much more likely) predictions:

NLDS:
Cubbies bt Dodgers in 4
BrewCrew bt Phils in 5

NLCS:
Cubs sweep BrewCrew

ALDS:

Angels bt Sox in 4
Sox bt TB in 5

ALCS:

Sox bt Angels in 6

North (or National) American Series:

Sox extend Cubbie misery in 5

End times averted.

The world series won't happen until other countries are allowed to participate in it. Heck, the LLWS at least tries to involve udder countries. When will the big boys?; October 1, 2008 at 8:34 AM
Smiff said...: Cubs over LA in 5
Phils over Brewers in 4

Phils over Cubs in 7

Red Sox over Angels in 5
Rays over White Sox in 4

Red Sox over Rays in 6

Phillies over Red Sox in 7; October 1, 2008 at 10:32 AM
k-mad said...: As long as we're all being riddikkerus:

Cubs over LA in 4
Phillies over Brewers in 4

Angels over Red Sox in 5
Jesus Rays over White Sox in 4

Break for Tea Time

Cubs over Phillies in 6
Heavenly Choirs of Angels over Rays of the Light of Jesus in 6 With Rumblings of Signs of the End Times

Angels over Cubs in 7
(End Times averted)

October 1, 2008 1:02 PM; October 1, 2008 at 1:07 PM

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A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Postseason Predictions from Corms

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