Wednesday, August 6, 2008

WE SUCK!

The Olympics have started and the U S and A women's soccer team lost to Denmark, 2-0. In soccer, excuse me, football, parlance that's a blowout. Just pathetic.

Denmark? Not only are they the happiest country happy in the world, but they have the hottest women in the world (i was there for a day and just walked around wiff my tongue scrapping the ground), and now they're kicking our ass in "football." I want to be Danish. Plus, they taste good. Raspberry? Almond? Dat's good eatin'.
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3 comments:

Fungster said...

Dat's nuttin - Fung went to a Brazil futbol match yesterday, and after a goalless first half, the Sao Paulo team went ahead, only to let the Rio team score 3 unanswered goals to take the game 3-1. And there was much rejoicing.

k-mad said...

Was there a melee? Does Dunkin Donuts give you a free coffee if the Rio team scores two goals or more? Does Fung speak Portuguese?

Fungster said...

Q1 - Nope, in fact the stadium was far from full. We were in the world famous Maracana stadium, the one that will host the World Cup final in 2014. It was a clash between the biggest teams in Rio and Sao Paulo (or so they conned us). The stadium's supposed to hold like 100,000 people. I don't believe that. Anyway, announced attendance was I believe shy of 10,000. Was still quite the party though, including what looked like a funeral march in the stands.

q2 - nope, haven't seen dem around here.

q3 - nope, really shoulda picked up a couple of phrases too.