Lattice of Coincidence: write your own caption

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

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Sarge said...: "Look, Dick said I was supposed to do this..."

or

"You know, one time when I understood the American people got me - not all this poll shit that said I wasn't popular, not any of this 'oh you fucked up every time you touched something even if it was as simple as a baseball - Jesus Christ I wouldn't trust you with a matchbox car much less a country' shit or 'Iraq' shit - like when I knew they got it, well one time I was giving out diplomas - I was at someplace like Annapolis or West Point or some shit - and this guy does like a chest bump thing? Yeah - it was awesome - I just threw myself into it and pretty soon we were like two apes, just kind of, you know, introducing ourselves. I knew right then that the right people understood me. This is what I'm about. Right here. This moment."; May 29, 2008 at 12:05 AM
Smiff said...: "I guess it's what they say about sailors - they'll phokk anything."; May 29, 2008 at 12:23 AM
Jason said...: "Must...not...overshadow the President..."; May 29, 2008 at 7:24 AM
Corms said...: 100,000's dead? Let's celebrate!; May 29, 2008 at 8:06 AM
Fungster said...: Mission Accomplished - heh heh.; May 29, 2008 at 8:22 AM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

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