Monday, May 26, 2008

Brain Dead

We are fond of that term in our labels. Following is a list of all of our "brain dead" labels:

# brain-dead "artists" (1)
# brain-dead "comedians" (1)
# brain-dead airlines (2)
# brain-dead Americans (41)
# brain-dead anonymous posters (2)
# brain-dead archbishops (1)
# brain-dead architects of large-scale human carnage (1)
# brain-dead Australians (5)
# brain-dead baseball owners (2)
# brain-dead baseball players (2)
# brain-dead baseball writers (1)
# brain-dead basketball coaches (1)
# brain-dead bears fans (4)
# brain-dead Britons (14)
# brain-dead broadcasters (2)
# brain-dead Californians (3)
# brain-dead Chicago sportswriters (5)
# brain-dead Chicagoans (1)
# brain-dead college coaches (1)
# brain-dead commissioners (5)
# brain-dead crap which passes for music these days (2)
# brain-dead creationists (3)
# brain-dead Cubs' fanz (11)
# brain-dead Democratic primary voters (1)
# brain-dead Democrats (2)
# brain-dead Demopublicans (3)
# brain-dead Department of Homeland Security reps (1)
# brain-dead dictators (1)
# brain-dead dictionaries (1)
# brain-dead Europeans (5)
# brain-dead Finns (1)
# brain-dead Floridians whut cain't tell the difference between a squirrel and an orangutan (6)
# brain-dead football hooligans (1)
# brain-dead Georgia governors (1)
# brain-dead GMs (47)
# brain-dead Hollywood elites (1)
# brain-dead human beings (4)
# brain-dead Huskie fans (1)
# brain-dead Japanese (3)
# brain-dead journalists (8)
# brain-dead Kansas senators (2)
# brain-dead Kentuckians (2)
# brain-dead lawmakers (3)
# brain-dead library workers (1)
# brain-dead lunatic televangelists (1)
# brain-dead managers (55)
# brain-dead McCain supporters (2)
# brain-dead Milwaukee sportswriters (1)
# brain-dead Missourians (2)
# brain-dead NIU alums (2)
# brain-dead Ohioans (2)
# brain-dead Pennsylvanians (1)
# brain-dead Philly fans (3)
# brain-dead pitching coaches (1)
# brain-dead politicians (2)
# brain-dead pollsters (2)
# brain-dead presidential candidates (11)
# brain-dead presidents (13)
# brain-dead Republican primary voters (2)
# brain-dead Republicans (24)
# brain-dead Republicrats (2)
# brain-dead sabermetricians (1)
# brain-dead schedulers (1)
# brain-dead senators (4)
# brain-dead sportscasters (6)
# brain-dead sportswriters (7)
# brain-dead statisticians (2)
# brain-dead Swedes (1)
# brain-dead Texans (5)
# brain-dead Utahans (1)
# brain-dead Venezuelans (1)
# brain-dead White House press secretaries (2)

Notice that brain-dead and Dusty did not go together - we are anti-redundancy, at least occasionally, around here. We did note Brain-dead Finns and Brain-dead Swedes however. Apparently Norway is cool.

1 comment:

Smiff said...

Wow, there are A LOT of dumb managers out deres...

My favorite: brain-dead Floridians whut cain't tell the difference between a squirrel and an orangutan.